BEYONCE

Overheard at my son's after school club. "We've been drawing Beyonce for Black History Month."

Now, when I first heard that, I took it as a stand-alone gag and assumed that the child in question had veered from the National Curriculum - but no, according to the local paper, they have indeed been learning about Martin Luther King and Beyonce, seemingly in the same breath. The idea that Beyonce is a) already history and b) in the same league as MLK... well, what can I say?

THE NATION'S FAVOURITE MOORE

Long time since last posting, but I have been up to my ears in it with my new TV pilot: The Nation’s Favourite Moore. So far we've got Alan Titchmarsh putting the case for Bobby Moore and Grif Rhys Jones is going to do Dudley, but Hat Trick still haven't found a presenter for Henry.