FEZ

SLUG LINES FOR FILMS

Up until recently, if you wanted to get your film-script considered, you'd send in a short synopsis, but now that roughly two thirds of the entire Western World is writing a film script, no one has time to read an entire synopsis. Instead, what you have to do is sell your idea in ONE LINE. These are some of the movies I have on the backburner:


Cricket was his passion. But he batted for the other team.

In a man’s world, it takes a hero to do the hovering.

Trust No One. Especially Not Him.

Global Warming Melted his Heart and his Tundra.

Science made him a monster. Homeopathy made him a bit better.

Horror has a new name: Melanie.

Jack Keegan has 48 hours to save his career, his marriage and an endangered species of reptile.

He was fat. She was tubby. Together, they were About This Big

They made him spill his Tizer. Now it’s payback time.

Love tore them apart. Clingfilm brought them together.

A Nation At War With Itself. A Man Divided. Lengthways.

2047 – and to a parched and dying world, he brought the priceless gift of laughter.

For Lester Shanklin being a double amputee is only half the fun.

Journey Beyond The Bowels of Your Imagination.

She was looking for headlice. What she found would change her forever.

Chuck Webley sold his kidney. Now, he’s taking it back.

She’s holding out for a hero. Till the end of the night.