THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR OUTSIDE THE CINEMA: NUMBER ONE

And then when she gets chained to the altar stone by screaming savages, and this gigantic gorilla comes and grabs her and fights off all these dinosaurs, and then when she goes back to New York and the giant gorilla escapes and climbs to the top of the Empire State Building with the girl in his hand… I just thought: THAT’S my life! You know what I mean?