ALLARDYCE AND MOYES

Do you not think Sam Allardyce would make a perfect TV detective? He's the right age. He's got the grumpy, slept-on-the-couch-last-night kind of face. He'd be the older, cynical, seen-it-all, divorced one. Bit of a drinker, maybe even a smoker, or recently given-up. And David Moyes would be his younger, slightly handsomer, not-divorced, regional-accented junior partner. I just thnk they're made for the part.